I understand. To piggyback off of what @sja said below, it's just frustrating to hear the difference between marketing and reality. I hesitate to use the word "deceptive" but this statement certainly leaves a lot of information out of the picture:
"...single vendor-neutral script..."
source: http://cdn.swcdn.net/creative/v16.8/pdf/datasheets/SW_NCM_datasheet.pdf
A 30-day trial isn't really enough time to figure out if every feature in the Solarwinds suite is going to work for all your devices, particularly when it seems like it's not laid out clearly anywhere what portions of the product work with what hardware vendors. Perhaps I missed that documentation though. It's just disappointing to think you are going to be able to do something and then find out you can't. Anyway, I think I've beat this case to death at this point. Thanks for being the ears of the company to this community cvachovecj even if there's nothing to be done.